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How to Get a Reputation as an Impressive Fieldworker
Sharing the secrets behind the successes

by Phil Dwork

For the very first time these secrets are being revealed outside the walls of the Most Worshipful Grand Lodge of the Freelinguists! I cannot stop the Freelinguists from using these techniques for their own purposes, but I can share them with the world to level the playing field of fieldwork. The steps to take to transform yourself into a world-renowned fieldworker are simple:

Repeat as necessary.

On the off chance that the result is not to your liking, not all is lost. You can always submit your data to a satirical linguistics journal. Look how famous and wealthy Claude Searsplainpockets has gotten doing that!

Learn to Speak Swadesh in One Hundred Easy Lessons!—Book Announcement from Panini Press
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SpecGram Vol CLIX, No 1 Contents