As previously reported, our very own Butch McBastard unearthed a satchel of papers and other miscellanea labeled, “Top Secret SpecGram Time Capsule, 1964
incriminating evidence proprietary information continues, but we are again able to share with our readers some of the treasures found within the satchel.
Here is a photo of the eighth archival item, a Sikɹɪt Kɹʌʃ Linguist’s Locket, a fashion accessory favored especially in the early 1920s by young women who were particularly enamored of certain young, attractive, virile male philologists. These squealing, breathless, faint-
This particular specimen features two popular targets for a kruppaziga’s affection: the ever-
More to come...