I’d Like to Buy a Vowel—Trey Jones SpecGram Vol CLXV, No 1 Contents IPAlindromes I—Mary Shapiro

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Fifty Grades of A

by i ɛl dʒemz

A handsome linguistics professor draws num­erous innocent young women into his class by promising them a wealth of high grades, plus lots of Language and Gender. Then he spends months torturing them with Government and Binding.

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I’d Like to Buy a VowelTrey Jones
IPAlindromes IMary Shapiro
SpecGram Vol CLXV, No 1 Contents