Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXVIII
Number 1
Contents
Trey Jones, Managing Editor
Keith Slater, Senior Editor
Bill Spruiell, Consulting Editor
Tim Pulju, Editor Emeritus

Associate Editors
Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
Mikael Thompson
Sheri Wells-Jensen

Editorial Associates
Pete Bleackley
Don Boozer
Virginia Bouchard
Florian Breit
Bethany Carlson
Jonathan Caws-Elwitt
Jonathan Downie
T.B. Geller
Brianne Hughes
Tel Monks
Daniela Müller
Cathal Peelo
David J. Peterson
Veronika Richtarcikova
Callum Robson
Jessie Sams

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
Hortatives Gonna Hortate
September 2013

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