Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXXX
Number 3
Contents
Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor

Associate Editors
Pete Bleackley
Jonathan Downie
Mikael Thompson

Assistant Editors
Virginia Bouchard
Mark Mandel
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
Brenda Boerger
Bethany Carlson
Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
Vincent Fish
Anita G. Gorman
Beth Martyn
Bill Spruiell
Don Unger
Sheri Wells-Jensen

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
Let Us Confuse Their Language
January 2018

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