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Linguistic Old Wives Tales

Sarah M. Isaac
X. Quizzit Korps Center for Advanced Collaborative Studies

Below is a collection of old ƿīfa tales, passed down from professor to grad student across countless generations. As with any such lore, here you will find nuggets of wisdom mixed with nuggets of sh—... uh, not-wisdom. Unfortunately, if you can tell good advice from bad advice, then you don’t really need advice. For the rest of you, good luck!

Thank You, Philosophy of LanguageThe Third Autonomous Bilborough Linguistics Circle
The Decline of Academic Language DepartmentsWhom Can We Blame?Very Nearly a SpecGram Roundtable Discussion
SpecGram Vol CLXXXIV, No 3 Contents