Have you ever picked up a newspaper from Baluchistan and wondered just what language it was written in? Have your neighbors ever taunted you with your lack of knowledge about Guaranian participles? Or did you ever get caught at an MLA cocktail party not knowing your Juang from your Wolof?
Then you know just how embarrassing not knowing what a modern language like Pashto looks like is. You’re the sort of person we had in mind when we created the Language-
You may be saying to yourself that this must be expensive. Well, friend and interested scholar of modern languages, you couldn’t be any further from the truth. For only $3.95 (US) per month, we will add your name to the list of people who regularly receive a window on the world of language.
This is an extraordinary buy for everyone, from ambulance attendants (“Decipher the words on that pill bottle lying next to that recently expired exotic foreigner!”) to xenophobists (“Know where the threat originates!”).
Send in the coupon and a check or money order for $3.95 (no stamps, please) now!
|Send to:||Dončikov Enterprises
(Division of Textron)
Providence, RI 02912