New speech disorder linguists contracted discovered!
An apparently new speech disorder a linguistics department our correspondent
public class HelloWorld
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
System.out.println("Hello, world!");
}
}
— Java
visited was affected by has appeared. Those affected our correspondent a
local grad student called could hardly understand apparently still speak
fluently. The cause experts the LSA sent investigate remains elusive.
Frighteningly, linguists linguists linguists sent examined are highly
contagious. Physicians neurologists psychologists other linguists called for
help called for help called for help didn’t help either. The disorder
experts reporters SpecGram sent consulted investigated apparently is a case
of pathological center embedding.
