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Cartoon Theories of Linguistics
Part XI—Prescriptivism vs. Descriptivism

Phineas Q. Phlogiston, Ph.D.
Unintentional University of Lghtnbrgstn

Those in need of an introduction to Cartoon Theories of Linguistics, please review previous installments in the series. Now let us consider the finer distinctions between Prescriptivism and Descriptivism:

Prescriptivism

Descriptivism

Coming up: Syllables.

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From the Department of Cheap Research: How to Have a Flashing-Zapping Machine—Woody Ellen
Swinging Predicates and the Mobile Model of Linguistic Typology—Śiva Kalyāṇ
SpecGram Vol CLIV, No 3 Contents