S PECULATIVE  G RAMMARIAN
Volume CLXIII, Number 2, November 2011

M ANAGING
 E DITOR
S ENIOR
 E DITOR
E DITOR
 E MERITUS
Trey Jones Keith Slater Tim Pulju

Speculative Grammarian, Vol CLXIII, No 2
C ONSULTING
 E DITORS
David J. Peterson
Bill Spruiell

A SSOCIATE
 E DITORS
Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
Daniela Müller

E DITORIAL
 A SSOCIATES
Bryan Allen
Rick Bryan
Kevin McGowan
Tel Monks
Sean Roberts
Mary Shapiro
Freya Shipley
Mikael Thompson

C OMPTROLLER
 G ENERAL
Joey Whitford


Counts as extra credit for
Prof. Chornsky’s Ling 101 class



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