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From the Archives!—Kokopelli/Phonē Fetish Idol

The SpecGram Archive Elves™

As earlier reported, our very own Butch McBastard chanced upon a satchel of papers and other miscellanea labeled, “Top Secret SpecGram Time Capsule, 1964Do Not Open for 50 Years!” The sporadic squabbling with the SpecGram legal team over potential incriminating evidence proprietary information carries on, but we are again able to share with our readers some of the riches within the satchel.

Here is a photo of the sixteenth archival item, a Kokopelli/Phonē fetish idol. Believed to be a totem of an unusually syncretic form of the SpecGram religion, here the figure of Kokopelliconsort of Gheldrudda, Queen of the Lexicon, and father of Phonē, Muse of Sarcasmis repeatedly embossed on one side with the name of Phonē, transliterated in ᚠᚢᚦᚩᚱᚳ. Whether this is some evocation of Runikarok, or serves another purpose, is unknown.

Kokopelli/Phonē fetish idol

More to come...

Linguimericks, Etc.Book ११
Profuse Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t KnowMadalena Cruz-Ferreira
SpecGram Vol CLXX, No 4 Contents