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SPA Congratulates Vice President–Elect

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The Society for Punctuation in America issued a hearty “Congratulations!” to the incoming US Vice President, , Laharris. Said SPA head Hiram “-” Phineas, “, is the highest-ranking punctuated US politician to date, soaring even higher than former Secretary of State : Powell. It’s a success that’s at least half as critical for us as the diacritical success of French President Emmanuel ¯.”

“It has been a long road to success for the tiny community of punctuated and diacritical Americans, full stop,” added SPA publicist · May Trixie. “Back in the colonial period, Nathan Hale regretted that he had but one * for his country.” The community later grew and made strides in various fields, such as writer L. Hammett and baseball player Cobb. They have unquestionably left their mark in the entertainment industry, including actresses ~ Swinton and Leslie ˇ, guitarist /, and (alleged) comedian ^ Top.” · added, “Tomorrow, we’re celebrating with a much-needed SPA day!”

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