Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXXXVII
Number 1
Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor
Mikael Thompson, Senior Editor
Jonathan Downie, Senior Editor
Pete Bleackley, Contributing Editor

Associate Editors
Mark Mandel
Deak Kirkham

Assistant Editors
Emily Davis
Vincent Fish
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
Abby Crisp
Andrew Lamont
Joe McAvoy
Tel Monks
Steve Politzer-Ahles
Mary Shapiro

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
Overwhelming Quantities of Underwhelming Quality
March 2020


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