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Kind sirs:
Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
Sincerely,
The Late Dr. X. Shr
Sirs:
What’s with this Beutelmaus crap?
Anon.
Sirs:
| Cons | ----+-++----+-+-++--+-++--++- |
| Cor | +--++---+-+-++-+-+-+-++----+- |
| Ant | +-++-++-+-+--+-+-++-----+--+- |
| Obs | +-+++++--+-+-++---+-++-+++-++ |
| Cont | -++--+-+-++-+-+-++----++--+-- |
| Liq | -+--++----+++-----+-+-++----- |
| Lat | -+--+-+----++--+-+-++-------- |
| Hi | ----+-+-++--+-+-++--++----+-- |
| Lo | ++------+-+-++----+-+-++----- |
| Fr | -+--+-+-++----+-+-++--++----- |
M. Goldparsky
American National University
Sirs:
Would you like fries with that?
W. Spruiell, Ph.D.
Taco Bell
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Sirs:
Will you please reprint the crossword puzzle?
Anon.
Anon:
No. But it’s reprinted in LSSCNC Papers: Volume I, available at all fine book stores, or by mail-order from LSSCNC Press.
Eds.
To the editors:
If you do not refund my $367.28 I shall be forced to take legal action against LSSCNC.
W.J.S. (U of F)
Mr/s. W.J.S. (U of F),
We’re not listening.
Eds.
Sirs:
I thought the crossword puzzle was just a joke so I didn’t try to solve it, but then you printed the answers and I was completely humiliated. My office help quit and all my cat’s hair fell out. Was this intentional?
W.D. Pinkerton-Umlaut
Stockholm
Herr W.D.P.Ü:
Yes.
Eds.
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