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Noise in the System

Letters to the Editor


Kind sirs:

Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

Sincerely,
The Late Dr. X. Shr

Sirs:

What’s with this Beutelmaus crap?

Anon.

Sirs:

Cons ----+-++----+-+-++--+-++--++-
Cor+--++---+-+-++-+-+-+-++----+-
Ant+-++-++-+-+--+-+-++-----+--+-
Obs+-+++++--+-+-++---+-++-+++-++
Cont-++--+-+-++-+-+-++----++--+--
Liq-+--++----+++-----+-+-++-----
Lat-+--+-+----++--+-+-++--------
Hi----+-+-++--+-+-++--++----+--
Lo++------+-+-++----+-+-++-----
Fr-+--+-+-++----+-+-++--++-----
M. Goldparsky
American National University

Sirs:

Would you like fries with that?

W. Spruiell, Ph.D.
Taco Bell

Sirs:

Will you please reprint the crossword puzzle?

Anon.

Anon:

No. But it’s reprinted in LSSCNC Papers: Volume I, available at all fine book stores, or by mail-order from LSSCNC Press.

Eds.

To the editors:

If you do not refund my $367.28 I shall be forced to take legal action against LSSCNC.

W.J.S. (U of F)

Mr/s. W.J.S. (U of F),

We’re not listening.

Eds.

Sirs:

I thought the crossword puzzle was just a joke so I didn’t try to solve it, but then you printed the answers and I was completely humiliated. My office help quit and all my cat’s hair fell out. Was this intentional?

W.D. Pinkerton-Umlaut
Stockholm

Herr W.D.P.Ü:

Yes.

Eds.

Out on Parole—Rob Norris, Esq.
Vicious Overlap—Keith W. Slater and Rob Norris
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