An Editorial Comment on ElHaye and Jiŋkins—Butch McBastard and Jonathan van der Meer
	Letters to the Editor
	Union of Linguist Lecturers Sets Speaking Fees—SpecGram Wire Services
	Rare Ancient Japanese Poem Unearthed!—Tom Stinnett for SpecGram Wire Services
	Linguistics Nerd Camp—Bethany Carlson
	The Phonetician’s Love Poem—Epiphanios o Phantasiopliktos
	The Linguistic Rapture—LaTim ElHaye and Leeeerooooy Jiŋkins
	Supplemental Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
	Extract from an Interview with Eglantine Lady Fantod, Dowager Professor of Philology at Cambridge University—Freya Shipley
	The Narcolinguistic Effects of Professional Athletic Strikes: The hidden danger of baseball—is your community safe?—George E. Will, Bruce Arena, and Larry James Bird
	Improving L2 Performance with Pirahã, Shigudo, and Simple English—The effects of syntactic and semantic priming on successful L2 communication—Jeannot Van Tricasse
	On the Bideliciousness in Spaghettiomeatballology—William C. Spiralini and Trenne Jones
	Examination of the Raartong Language VI: The Intoxicational Affix—J. S. S. van der Fort
	Word Relations—Jonathan van der Meer
	Speculative Grammarian Archives