SpecGram—Vol CLXXIII, No 2

Speculative Grammarian

ISSN: 1938-0720

	Tea Encompasses All—A Large Majority of the SpecGram Editorial Board
	Letters to the Editor
	The Hegemony of American Coffee and the Fight for Universal Tea—Prof. Dr. phil. Johannes Schomski
	In Defence of Coffee: A Reply to Schomski—Tex Rex “T-Rex” Cobb
	The Editors Strike Back—Replies to Cobb’s Reply to Schomski—The SpecGram Editorial Board
	27 Things Linguists Didn’t Know About Tea—Number 12 Made Me Cringe!—Bas Fête
	The Origin of the Modern Pronunciation of “Tea”—H.D. Onesimus
	“Green Tea” and the Evil Monkey of Structuralism—Zacharias Esteban von Ordoñez
	Tea: Supreme Ruler of the Morphemes—Thị Mã Quing, Kofi S. Ucks, Theodore D. Rinker
	Features of Tea: A Potted History—Pete Bleackley
	The Search for a Universal Beverageme is Futility—Ferdinand de Ramotswe
	Which Tea You Should Be Drinking—A Guide by Linguistic Subdiscipline—Hitosarai Yōkai Ūron
	Get Back to Work!—A Rebuttal from the Editor-in-Chief

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